Charles's Favorite 007 Movies

I'm still in a Top 10ish mood, so here's my top 10's for everything Bond:

Best Bond:
1. Sean Connery (perfecto)
2. Pierce Brosnan (deserved better movies)
3. Timothy Dalton (points off for no-funniness,
otherwise glorious)
4. George Lazenby (best of them all at the physical
action stuff, kinda falls apart as soon as he opens his
mouth, but whatever)
5. Roger Moore (blah. nothing wrong w/him, just not
much gloriously right either)

Best Film:
Glorious:
1. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
2. From Russia w/Love
3. Goldfinger
Lovely:
5. You Only Live Twice
6. The Spy Who Loved Me
7. The Living Daylights
8. GoldenEye
Nicely Nice:
9. Thunderball
8. For Your Eyes Only
9. The Man w/the Golden Gun
Okeeday:
10. Dr No
11. License to Kill
Meh:
12. Live And Let Die
13. Octopussy
14. The World Is Not Enough
Bleh:
15. Tomorrow Never Dies
16. Diamonds Are Forever
Shit:
17. Moonraker
18. Die Another Day
19. A View To A Kill

Best Title Song:
Glorious:
1. Live And Let Die (Paul McCartney)
2. Nobody Does It Better (Carly Simon) (The Spy Who Loved Me)
3. Goldfingaaaaaah (Shirley Bassey)
4. We Have All Dah Time Een Dee Wuhld (Louis Armstrong) (OHMSS)
Lovely:
5. Diamonds Are Forever (Shirley Bassey)
6. The World Is Not Enough (Garbage)
7. The Living Daylights (a-Ha)
Nicely Nice:
8. A View To A Kill (Duran Duran)
9. You Only Live Twice (Nancy Sinatra)
10. Tomorrow Never Dies (Sheryl Crow)
Meh:
11. GoldenEye (Tina Turner)
12. Moonraker (Shirley Bassey)
13. Thunderball (Forgot Who)
14. The Man w/the Golden Gun (Forgot Who)
Bleh:
15. License to Kill (Forgot Who)
16. From Russia With Love (Random Frank Sinatra Sound-Alike)
17. All Time High (No One Important) (Octopussy)
ARG!
18. Die Another Day (F%$@ing MADONNA ARG)
Shit, But I Love It Anyway:
(Unrankable) For Your Eyes Only (Random 80's Pop Singer)

Top 5 Musical Scores:
1. OHMSS
2. Goldfinger
3. From Russia w/Love
4. The Living Daylights
5. You Only Live Twice
(all of them by John Barry)

Top 10 Villains:
0. Blofeld's White Cat
1. Donald Pleasance Blofeld (You Only Live Twice)
2. Goldfinger
3. Dr. No
4. Telly Savalas Blofeld (OHMSS)
5. Christopher Lee (The Man w/GoldGun)
6. Old Russian Bitch (From Russia w/Love)
7. Sean Bean (GoldenEye)
8. Christopher Walken (A View to a Kill)
9. Freaky Cuban Drug Dealer (License to Kill)
10. Funny French Guy (Octopussy)

Top 10 Henchman:
1. Jaws
2. Oddjob
3. Red Grant (blond guy from FRWL)
4. Freaky German Bitch (OHMSS)
5. Famke Janssen (GoldenEye)
6. Nick-Nack (funny French midget) (the man w/golden
gun)
7. Slick-haired guy with the cool song and killer milk
bottles (The Living Daylights)
8. Guy With Freaky Bwahahaha Laugh (Live And Let Die)
9. Creepy Guy With Big Glasses (For Your Eyes Only)
10. Benicio Del Toro (License to Kill)